Brooklyn, your ENTIRE mollycoddled existence is based on Brand Beckham – I hope your marriage lasts, it’s all you’ve got

Dear Brooklyn HOW did you think the private jets, luxury houses, yacht holidays, expensive education and designer wardrobe were funded? Dad doing a spot of punditry on Sky Sports? Mum’s tiny slice of the royalties pie on hit records from 30 years ago? Dream on, son. It all comes from “Brand Beckham” and, like all…